Mickey Johnson

"Wasted up here in Charlottesville" 

Livin a heartbreak,
Watchin' your cavs take;
All of these loses year after year.
We'll put in our third string, take off your g string.
Maybe then you won't look so queer

Wasted today playing the team from Charlottesville,
Drinking beer and tossing shots back.
Some people came, they thought there was a game
There you go, sacked your quarterback

They've been coming all season
I wondered what was the reason
With only five wins, now Why would they care
But there on the side line, Unless you're half blind
You see the cheerleaders without underwear

Wasted today playing the team from Charlottesville,
Drinking beer and tossing shots back.
Some people came, they thought there was a game,
UVA cheerleaders, they're good in the sack.

Sacking their QB,
Turnover another TD;
Oh thoses cavaliers, send them back home.
Another beer from the vendor,
Advice I will render
Stick with basketball under your dome

Wasted today playing the team from Charlottesville
Drinking beer and tossing shots back.
A few people came, they thought that there was a game,
Now they know, It was a Hokie attack

Yes, some people came, they thought that there's a game
Poor Al Groh, He ain’t coming back