Greg Tomlin  

"Fields of Crap" 

Fields of Crap

Sony are the fools who have a coach and Al Groh’s it
While we are playing checkers he claimed he’d be playing chess
What’s missing is fielding a team that’s worth a crap

Mark one more loss down for you silly clowns
The game’s a rout, “you suck”, we’re shouting, just another beat down
You’re kidding, he’s getting paid well to field this crap

Counts his money every morning
Sucking like that must make him horny
It’s just a ham and egg operation
Us Hokies we all laugh

Sorry is the fool who hires his son for his right hand
It seems the more they pay equals the ego of the man
Who’s just chilling while fielding this team that sucks like crap

When bowl time rolls around, there is not a sound
You’re staying home, your year is done
You’re not even Boise bound
It’s fitting, and we’re all giggling at the team that sucks like crap!