Hokie Girl - Living in the Future

Ain’t got no time for the Hokie Boys

Tailgating and making all that noise

Or the Hoo girls they look so fine

Their preppy attitudes aren’t my kind

Tonight I’m gonna take that ride

Across the mountains to the Cavman’s side

Take my baby in my pickup truck

And we’ll get in the back and have a pregame snack

We’ll drink some beers and hit a bar or two

Where she’ll get drunk, spit and do a little chew

Then we’ll hit the game where it always feels so right

And me and my baby will get in a big redneck fight

Sha la la la la la la  sha la la la la la la la  sha la la la la la la la

Sha la la  well I’m in love with a Hokie Girl                      

Sha la la la la  la  sha la la la la la la la  sha la la la la la la la la  sha  la la la la

The Jokies

Al Groh

Verse

Some people call me the Chess Master, yeah
Some call me a pilot above
Most fans call me “mow-ron”
Cause I speak, with the pompousness they love

“Beamer came down to C-Ville”

Beamer came down to C-Ville; he was looking for a win to steal.

He’s losing his mind just trying to find how to make the Wahoo’s squeal

When he came across this other man taking his team up toward the top

So Beamer jumped up on his outhouse & said now this has gotta stop

We Don’t Like Pina Coladas!!

You say you’re tired of Al Groh, you know his lucks gonna’ end.

They tell me even a blind squirrel, finds his nuts now and then.

Your team had a good season, all the fans are happy.

But compared to the hokies, your team is still crappy

                                                                                    And You Know,

Tech is Winning

There’s a little school, up in Charlottesville,

They don’t know how to play football and they never will.

They’re goanna get their butts kicked by the boys here in maroon,

Because they’re coached by old Al Groh and he’s a big buffoon.

Tech is winning, yeah Tech is winning.