“Beamer came down to C-Ville”

Beamer came down to C-Ville; he was looking for a win to steal.

He’s losing his mind just trying to find how to make the Wahoo’s squeal

When he came across this other man taking his team up toward the top

So Beamer jumped up on his outhouse & said now this has gotta stop

I know you can not tell it but I’m a football coach here too

So if you want to take a chance I’ve got a game for you

Now you been coaching real good this year but give my goiter it’s due

I got a new rape stand & a pound of weed that say I’m better than you

The man said my names Al Groh & I see your incestuous fans

Let’s do this thing & you’re gonna regret

You’ll think your momma is your dad

Al dust off your playbook & see what you can find

Cause hell’s broke loose in C-Ville & Beamers lost his mind

If you win you get to go to Jacksonville & play  

But if you lose its Champs Sports Bowl Hooray

So Frankie took a look around & he said I’ll take it slow

And feathers flew out of his ass as he started up his show

His knees were shaking really hard as the piss ran down his leg

A group of Tech fans jumped on in & this is what they said

*Hokie Pokie Break*

When Frankie finished, Al just said, now change your panties slick

And sit your ass down in that chair cause I’m bout to make you my bitch

Taylor on his knees down in the hay

Now we know why Stinespring let him play

Adibi is afraid to go to sleep

Since Macho told him he looks real sweet

Beamer ducked his head, just ashamed like Michael Vick

And the Hoo’s took home the Cup with Chokies under their feet

And Al Groh said you head on home we’ll see you again next year

Cause I told my boys before the game Tech’s just a bunch of queers

And he sang

Taylor on his knees down in the hay

Now we know why Stinespring let him play

Adibi has finally fell asleep

Looks like Macho got enough to eat