Hokie Girl - Living in the Future

Ain’t got no time for the Hokie Boys

Tailgating and making all that noise

Or the Hoo girls they look so fine

Their preppy attitudes aren’t my kind

Tonight I’m gonna take that ride

Across the mountains to the Cavman’s side

Take my baby in my pickup truck

And we’ll get in the back and have a pregame snack

We’ll drink some beers and hit a bar or two

Where she’ll get drunk, spit and do a little chew

Then we’ll hit the game where it always feels so right

And me and my baby will get in a big redneck fight

Sha la la la la la la  sha la la la la la la la  sha la la la la la la la

Sha la la  well I’m in love with a Hokie Girl                      

Sha la la la la  la  sha la la la la la la la  sha la la la la la la la la  sha  la la la la

Showin off that tattoo on the back of her ass

My Hokie girl always smells so good

Just like the fresh cow pie air would

You can look but you better not touch

My baby likes contact way to much

You might get caught in her hips and thighs

I swear their growing right before my very eyes

CHORUS

Now the games over and she wants to eat

Good thing Golden Coral is right down the street

I’ll pull up two chairs to make her a seat

Man after a game she always looks so sweet

She likes deserts she’ll eat four or five

Then we’ll go dancing where she really comes alive

She’s got this move that makes the music stop

She says it’s the worm but its really a bell flop

Now back at Tech everythings alright

Me and my baby on a football Saturday night

Nothing matters in this whole wide world

When your in love with a Hokie Girl

CHORUS

An indictment came blowing in

On an ill wind

Somethin about pit bull fighting

Got Michael’s ass in trouble again

Well he knew it’d come

So he acted star struck deaf and dumb

Just like the bottle filled with dope

Good thing he had a preflight smoke

CHORUS

Don’t worry Hokies

Fans now don’t you fret

Were livin in the future

And none of this has happened yet (twice)

Clyde called Al’s radio show

Said coach now its time you go

Hoo students painted the bridge

And they weren’t talking about firing the Fridge

That night Al’s wife had fun

Stuck a horseshoe between his buns

Don’t look now its gonna rain

The Cavs are playin in a championship game

CHORUS

All right now cav fans

Please don’t place no bets

Were livin in the future

And none of this has happened yet  (twice)

BRIDGE

Two minutes left in the game

The Hokies start to celebrate

Two late TD scores

And the damage is all done done

Electric adrenaline energy

Turns to shock and pain yall

The Hokie fans start to cry

While the eagles spread there wings and fly

Last Verse

I showed up at the game

And theirs a T painted next to the V

Pissed off Cavs came to play

Kicked there ass in everyway

This year the Hokies are gone down

Down down down down on there knees

The Hoos who came are happy

Cause they just got pleased pleased pleased

CHORUS

Don’t worry Hokies

Fans now don’t you fret

Were livin in the future

And none of this has happened yet

Alright now Cav fans

Please don’t place no bets

Were livin in the future

And none of  this has happened yet

None of this has happened yet

None of this has happened yet