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| 2007 Lyrics - Michael Ernette |
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Ballad of Al Groh
They seem to wake each morning,
Like Robert Downey after blow, Search for their Peace Frog T-shirts, Blue and Orange from head to toe, They skip down to the corner, Down to the campus store, Walk in, give Daddy’s money To a man named Al Groh.
Al Groh is a Yankee, coached for the Jets.
Had to come to UVA cuz I think he lost a bet.
He took over for George Welsh,
Who led the Cavs to victory.
And now, after years of losing,
You think you’ll take the ACC.
Play us again, Al Groh, Al Groh,
We’ve put the sheep away and we‘re coming down the road.
You can‘t beat us hicks now, no matter what you do,
Al, its great for Hokie fans that you’ll always coach the Hoos.
Our score ’ll be 60, yours may be 10,
Then they‘ll blow the whistle and the first quarter will end.
Cedric’s foot is broken,
He won’t be coming through the line.
So when your tailgating,
Better bring an extra box of wine.
Play us again, Al Groh, Al Groh,
We’ve got your number here, and everybody knows.
Your defense is useless, and even though your 9-2,
Al, its great for Hokie fans that you’ll always coach the Hoos.
On November 24th,
You’d better get up and pray.
Cuz we’re not UNC,
And we’re gonna come to play.
We won’t be sadists though,
So this is what we’ll do,
We’re gonna bring a condom,
And a case of Brady Lube.
Play us again, Al Groh, Al Groh,
I wish you’d come on the Sportsline, so everyone would know.
Rich and Larry are nice guys, the professor’s kinda queer,
But as long you play Virginia Tech, UVA will be second tier.
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