Why U-V-A

You must be gay man, The way you’re looking at me

I said hey man, just set yourself free

I said go there, you’ll need a pad for your knee

And live out your fan ta sy

Don’t be Stung man, There’s a place you can go

I said young man, More than games you can blow

Go to school there, join the football team

Tight ends are a Cavaliers dream

When they ask me Why UVA

I just tell them now, boy if you’re gay

You can get yourself trained, you can really get drilled

And you won’t even have to -  step on the field

Why UVA

I tell them they just like it that way

All the pretty boys, in their coat and tie

They look like queens I cannot lie

Hey man, it’s all up to you

I said Gay man, don the orange and the blue

I said say man, just do what you know

You can’t do worst than Al Grogh

So man, you are 9 and one

You know man, your season is done,

Gator,or maybe the Peach

The A-C-C is out of  reach

Your friends will ask Why Are You Gay

You’ll say, I go to UVA

They have all positions for you to enjoy

You can  be the wide receiver  boy

Why UVA

It’s because They Suck D I C K

Fill your Porshe with beer, drink away your pain

Cause on Saturday, we’ll beat you again