We Don’t Like Pina Coladas!!

You say you’re tired of Al Groh, you know his lucks gonna’ end.

They tell me even a blind squirrel, finds his nuts now and then.

Your team had a good season, all the fans are happy.

But compared to the hokies, your team is still crappy

                                                                                    And You Know,

   Chorus:

                We don’t like Pina Coladas; they just don’t get you drunk.

                I got some Ass-kickin’ Moonshine, in the back of my truck.

                If you like making love at midnight, to a warm fuzzy sheep,

                I’m not the Hokie you look for, that guy gives me the creeps.

I heard a guy say one time, good things gotta end.

How was that trip to Florida? You won’t be going again!

Your team’s in the seat driving, control your own destiny.

But what’s that in the road there? A road block of Hokies!             And You Know,

   Chorus:

                 We don’t like Pina Coladas, they are just a joke.

                 I got a little plastic baggy, come on let’s have a smoke!

                 If you like fighting dogs at midnight, at a house in Surry.

                 I’m not the Hokie you look for, check the penitentiary.

Now I gotta say something, about the actual game,

Larry told me I had to; I think that’s kinda lame.

So let me think now, Oh Yea! I hope this doesn’t fail.

Va. Tech is the hammer, UVA is the nail!                          And That’s Why

   Chorus:

                We don’t like Pina Coladas, and you don’t have too much time.

                 We got to get you some hard stuff; no I don’t mean your wine.

                 If you like making live at midnight, to a warm fuzzy sheep,

                 I’m not the Hokie you look for, that guy lives down the street.        One More Time!

                 If you like Pina Coladas, then you are just a nut!

                 We will help you pull that stick out, of your tight preppy butt!

                 If you like making love at midnight to a warm fuzzy sheep,

                 Go ahead stick with Al Groh, Just accept your defeat!