Jeff "The Boss" Maxwell & The 5th Street Band

The Hokie Train -  Al Groh Day's 

Burn your tickets and your Hoo shirts
If you've had enough of Groh
His teams not playing very well
He's a coach with one brain cell
He's just a bum in that grey sweatshirt
Make this season be your last
We'll jump on that train in Blacksburg
Leave all this pain in the past
We'll root for a school with a team that's full of sinners
At least with coach Frank Beamer we'll be winners

Well Al we all hate to go
But you're a special class coach, you're slow
I didn't realize how dumb you are
Until I listened to your radio show
You can't evaluate your talent
Should've know Jameel's the real deal
We don't come to no more of your football games
If I want to see Hoo's I watch the Liberty Flames
We're gonna jump on that train and root for a team full of sinners
At least with coach Frank Beamer we'll be winners.

I know we'll miss the tailgates
We'll settle for cheap beer and grilled spam
Cause they'll be no more expensive wine
Yeah, no more leg of lamb
Better bring your pepto bismo
You might make it through the game
Girls, don't wear your thongs, wear underwear
Your gonna get the squirts backs there
We're gonna jump on that train and root for a team full of sinners
At least with coach Frank Beamer we'll be winners.

Oh, this train carries sheep lovers
This train, carries beer drinking rednecks
This train, carries fat Hokie heifers
This train's missing a lot of teeth
I said this train, at least Beamer's not retarded
This train, your faith will be rewarded
This train, shake your car keys and sing it
This train, Hokie Nation ROCKS!

Oh, this train carries top recruits and hookers
This train, carries broken-hearted Wahoos
This train carries Wes and his Gobbler
This train, carries Al Groh's wife
I said this train, at least Beamer's not retarded
This train your faith will be rewarded
This train, shake your car keys and sing it
This train, Hokie Nation ROCKS!

Come on this train
Come on this train
Come on this train
Let me see your Hokie Hands
Come on this train
Come on this train
All Aboard, All Aboard, All Aboard
Come on this TRAIN!!!

AL GROH DAYS

I had a friend was a big Wahoo Fan
His name was Buck
He'd bet on the Cavs every game
What a dumb -----, Fool Boy
Saw him the other day at Sonny Merryman
He was trying to rent a Wahoo Bus
I said man you'd have more fun and if you only had a brain
You'd jump on the Hokie Train

Al Groh Days
They're in the past
Al Groh Days
I knew they wouldn't last
Al Groh Days, Al Groh Days

I met a Hokie girl down at the T-Room
She's Fugly and she rides a broom
Sometimes on a Friday I would stop by and do a few shots
After she had an extreme makeover
You see her and her boyfriend, well they split up
When he started seeing a Wahoo man
Once she slipped some Viagra in my peach cobbler
A little later I found out she was a Gobbler

Al Groh Days
Yeah he's not that popular
Al Groh Days
I'm in love with a gobbler
Al Groh Days, Al Groh Days

Think I'm going back to the game next year
And I'm gonna sit on the hill
And I hope I don't have good memories
But I probably will
Just drinkin beer, trying to recapture a good game I saw or two
Then I see that bum in his sweatshirt walk onto the field
And my brain kicks back in

Al Groh Days
Yeah he's in my past
Al Groh Days
I'm a Hokie at last
Al Groh Days, Al Groh Days
Yeah he's in the past
Al Groh Days
I'm having a blast
Al Groh Days, Al Groh Days