Norm & The Recliners  

"Forgot the Lunch Pail on the way to BC" 

Forgot the Lunch Pail on the Way to BC

I hate the, I hate the Tech Hokies
A cowpile, a cowpile’s all I see

Look at them yo-yos, Herbstreit’s throwin’ a fit
Yo, Fred Astair, you’re down twenty to three
You ain’t winnin’, guess you didn’t know it
Forgot the lunch pail on the way to BC
Look at them fightin’, Beamer can’t control it
Lemme tell ya, them guys are so dumb
Maybe they need a kindergarden teacher
Maybe they need to suck on their thumbs~

You gotta get more blue collar gobblers
Not them selfish ba~a-a-a-bies
Just listen to them commentators
Ripped them a new one on national TV

See them little Hokies, starting fights and driving drunk
Yeah buddy, you’re going to jail
That little Hokie, he’ll only miss one game
Heck, Frankie might even pay his bail

You gotta get more blue collar gobblers
Not them selfish ba-a-a-a-bies
Just listen to them commentators
Ripped them a new one on national TV

More overrated than a Big East victory
You’re just playin’ pa-a-a~a-stries
The ACC’s suckin’ hind teet this year
And you reek of bovine feces

Wait a minute Wahoos, you’ve got your own problems
You should’ve known we’d slam you too
Look at Al Groh now, thinkin’ he’s the big tuna
Man, just got thrashed by WMU
Another loss to, who’s that? East Carolina
Might as well go and schedule Liberty
We ain’t winnin’ nothin’, we’ll just have to scrap it
We’ll be goin’ to division III

Why is your son the coordinator
Need to hire Pete Gi-i-i-len
We need to twirl our index fingers
We need to yell mo-o-tion

Now don’t go grinnin’, you stupid Hokie twits
You’re mediocre in~ the pathetic ACC
But I ain’t worried, at least I’m not a Hokie
Your degee’s worth nothin’ when it comes from VT

At least we’ve got indoor plumin’
We’re not workin’ at Chucky Che-e-e-se
We’re not leasin’ single wide trailers
And we’ve still got all of our teeth

I hate the, I hate the, I hate the Tech Hokies
A cowpile, a cowpile, a cowpile’s all I see