Sung to the tune of "Who's Your Daddy" and "Not As Good As I Once Was" by Toby Keith 

The hoos’s come prancing into Blacksburg baby; tell me what that is all about?
Don’t those little Wahoo’s know they’re in for another route?
The hoo’s need a win to keep playing more games, sorry fella’s get in line,
Because Tech’s gonna whip some Wahoo ass before halftime.
We’ve run on a little tough luck lately, don’t you sweat it.
A victory is what we play for, we play the hoo’s we’re gonna get it.
Who’s your daddy, Al Groh baby, who’s a better coach than you
And who’s the one guy, who beats you every time, and makes you feel like you’re a fool?
Who gets the players, who’s got the coaches who can plan a better game?
Who’s your daddy, Al Groh baby, Frank Beamer that’s his name?
I still hang out with old Rich and Lar, every evening on LNI.
They make me laugh, even if Rich is a really awful guy.
Larry has to bleep him out, apologize to all the guest.
I still like them even though they don’t, give my Hokies too much respect.
We’re not as good as we once was, that’s just the cold hard truth.
We still through a few back, talk a little smack, when we’re gonna play the hoo’s.
So if they want to play tonight, those boys don’t look all that tough.
We’re not as good as we once was, when we play the hoo’s, hell we’re good enough.
We used to be hell on wheels, when had a Vick to throw a pass.
We stumbled out the gate this year, but we will always kick Virginias ass.
We’re not as good as we once was, But we got Beamer and that’s a fact.
The poor little Hoo’s only have Groh who’s an ego maniac
So if they want to play tonight, those boys don’t look all that tough.
We’re not as good as we once was, when we play the hoo’s, hell we’re good enough.
We’ve run on a little tough luck lately, don’t you sweat it.
A victory is what we play for, we play the hoo’s we’re gonna get it.
Who’s your daddy, Al Groh baby, who’s a better coach than you
And who’s the one guy, who beats you every time, and makes you feel like you’re a fool?
Who gets the players, who’s got the coaches who can plan a better game?
Who’s your daddy, Al Groh baby, Frank Beamer that’s his name?
Who’s your daddy, Al Groh baby, Frank Beamer that’s his name?