YOU'LL GO BLIND IF YOU KEEP THAT UP!!
2000
For almost Two and a half years Rich had been able to hide it from most everyone, I'm sure his parents knew about it, they watched him grow up, and this is a problem that usually grows along with the child. More than likely every girl he ever dated found out about it sooner or later, that's to say if they ever decided to actually let Rich get "Friendly" with them. But today, all of Rich's dirty laundry was hung out to dry in front of everyone. Larry finally confronted Rich about his frequent and some what lengthy trips to....let's just call them "adult oriented" websites. Today Rich was on a relatively tame website, Playboy.com. And when asked what he was doing, Rich answered with a face as straight as a Tom Brady pass (Not Brady himself, just the pass) Rich told us about his "Show Prep" and he was just checking out the Playboy All American Football team. So what if sometimes his "Mouse" wandered to a picture of a beautiful young lady who just happened to not have any clothes on? So what if maybe he wanted to see Larry Flint's Hustler Magazine All American Team. How could he know they didn't have one until he looked over the entire website? And what about those other "adult" sites? Did they too have their own team? So for the sake of the show, and at the risk of going blind just like his Mom told him when he had the door locked to the bathroom, Rich continues to cruise around those sites to this very day, just in case. What a peach of a guy!!
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