January 16

IT'S FOR THE SHOW, I SWEAR IM NOT GAY

                                                                2002

   Today on the show Rich was a very happy man. After months of waiting, today was the day. "American Pie" the box set was released on DVD. Rich has a very eclectic movie collection, and the American Pie movies are at the top of the list. Now if you are talking Documentaries, his favorite of all time is "Caligula". How many of you have the anniversary super box set with all of the deleted scenes included? Not to many I am willing to bet. Maybe if you ask he would let you borrow it. Yea, Right.


                                                    2007

   Today Rich was "Outed" on the show by Larry so to speak. He informed us Rich had been cruising gay porn web sites. "Outsports.com" was the site. This was a big shock to all of us. We know Rich is a former gymnast who likes to "chalk himself up" and "mount the pommel horse" from time to time, but nothing like this. Then came the explanation from Rich. It seems he was looking for some audio of Super Bowl MVP Phil Simms doing play by play and making some very Homo-Erotic statements about Tom Brady. It appears as if Brady can "stick it is soft or stick it in hard" when he has to. Thankfully Rich turned out not to be gay, and that was a big relief to his wife. Hopefully we can keep "The Comrade" away from those sites to, that might be a little harder to do.
 
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