IT CAN'T HURT AS MUCH AS YOU SAY, CAN IT??
2006
Today was the day. After making a ridiculous bet with Rich, and believing the Washington Redskins would be able to win the super bowl, and after trying, unsuccessfully, to reduce the stakes of the bet, "The Shepherd" was to be body waxed. Negotiations had taken place earlier in the week to determine the exact amount of hair to be waxed (I voted for full body) and what body region would be waxed (once again, I voted for full body) Josie Bush was chosen from a local Torture Parlor, oops, I mean Beauty Parlor to be the "Waxecutioner". Early on in the procedure we could tell "The Shepherd" had a very low threshold of pain, or else this waxing thing really does hurt. Josie apparently worked part time as a waxer from her full time job as Dominatrix, because she really, really seemed to enjoy ripping the hairs from his body in short little burst. Of course Rich and Larry were no help to him, and lots of help to her, making sure she got every little hair in a particular spot. The screams were almost to horrible to listen to, almost. No one felt sorry for him though, after all, he did bet on The Skins to win the Super Bowl, and if that had happened, the screams from football fans would have been much worse . So we thank "The Shepherd" for jinxing The Skins and donating his ample body hair to The Sports Line. So if you are squeamish don't click this link, but if you really enjoy laughing at someone else's misery, click away. THE WAXING OF THE SHEPHERD!
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