January 3
IT'S THE DANCE SENSATION THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION

                                                                2003

   Easy Ed had been an intern for quite a while even though no one was really sure why he was interning at a radio station. I always figured it was a good way for him to meet girls before they had to see him. But tonight we learned Ed's lifelong dream was to be a Play by Play announcer for televised football. So, being the kind and benevolent guys they are, Rich and Larry let Ed do some play by play for a meaningless bowl game which happened to be on. Have any of you actually seen a real Train wreck?? I mean the kind with the twisted metal and the mangled bodies? Just compare that to what you heard for the next 30 seconds or so. I don't know if Ed will ever be able to achieve his goal of NFL Play by Play guy, but for one brief moment he was allowed to live out his dream. Thanks Rich and Larry!!


                                                   2006

   Tonight on the show the newest dance craze sweeping the nation was discussed. It had debuted over the weekend and was called "The Marcus Stomp". And it was really quite easy to do, even for those of you who might not have any rhythm. First, just get yourself into a meaningless college bowl game as quarterback, then, have a sub-par performance before a national audience, and when anyone with the last name of "Dumervill" happens to be on the ground in front of you, you stomp the Hell out of them!! And the finishing move is the best, after the "Stomp" part, just act like you are surprised you had even done a dance at all. The craze didn't last to long.
 
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