January 9
I BET IT'S A ................
                                                   2004

   Rich and Larry will bet on anything, and sometimes they let the listeners get involved, Case in point, Rich's lovely bride was expecting their first child in just days, so on tonight's show the guys started a pool to guess the sex and time of birth of the new arrival. I was out of town working and was listening to the show through a network of land lines and cell phones and decided I would take a stab at a guess. Rich had just finished explaining how Larry's wife Jessica, who is apparently some sort of Voodoo lady, held a stone or crystal or something tied to a string over Trisha's belly and the way is swayed told the sex of the child. I believed him and guessed a girl would be their blessing. Needless to say I was wrong, Trish gave birth to a beautiful( it looked like her) bouncing (and they don't really bounce, they just kind of "Plop" boy didn't I learn that the hard way!!) boy. Now we were sure Rich was no longer a virgin, we found out he was also fertile.


                                                   2006

   Just coming off his whirl wind, one game tour of the smash hit dance "The Marcus Stomp", He came up with a brand new dance he hoped would catch fire just like his "Stomp", This one he called "The Nine Millimeter Mambo" first you find a McDonald's, run into the parking lot yelling something about you won't have your woman being disrespected and wave a gun in the face of anyone who comes near you. It didn't quite have the legs the "Stomp" had just because we had no video. We like to have someone show us how to do the really difficult moves.
 
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