I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT.
2000
Today was the first day back for Rich after his honeymoon. He told us all about his trip, how his lovely new bride was nervous the whole week until she finally gave in and let Rich do what he had been dreaming about his entire adult life. He told us how he begged and begged her the whole week before she finally gave in and let him do it with her. He said he was a little shaky at first because he had never done this before, but finally after years of breathless anticipation Rich was actually seen in public with a real woman. All through high school he was denied this opportunity, sure there was the year he carried around that blow up doll, but he wasn't fooling anyone, and it was then he vowed one day he would find a real woman to call his very own. No one is quite sure what trish sees in him, everyone just calls her "A Saint".
2002
Tonight was one more time Darnell tried to get a date with someone from the radio station, kitty worked in the same building as Rich and larry, and as soon as Darnell found this out he was on the phone wanting to know all about her. But once again his hopes were dashed. It seems he just can't get a break when it comes to Sports Line women. Ever thought about "The Comrade" Darnell??
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