GOOD LORD, THAT HAS TO HURT DOESN'T IT?
1999
Monday night again and as usual the show was coming to you from Big Lick Restaurant. And once again Bobby Alvis was trying to find himself a girl. Well tonight Rich and Larry decided to help him out and play a game they devised called "The Sports Line Dating Game for Bobby Alvis" it was just like the real dating game, the only difference being Bobby was the prize for some unsuspecting young lady. After the normal 3 rounds of questions Bobby was ready to pick his "winner" so to speak. And the lucky winner is ?? Contestant #2 Amanda. We never got a report about the date, but rumor has it the Amanda has taken to riding a large motorcycle and is now living with her "Friend" Betsy, a lovely woman that works for a heavy steel erection company as a metal ripper. The question will always remain. What in the hell did Bobby do to that poor, poor girl?
2005
In the studio tonight was Bruce, a few weeks ago he won tickets to the Va.Tech vs Miami game by promising to get a Hokie Tattoo on his body. And today was the day to get it done. Bruce already had numerous inkings on his body so he was no stranger to the needle, but I understand the chest is one of the most sensitive areas to get a tattoo, and that's where it was going. Being a true Hokie though Bruce went thru the ordeal without whimpering more than 3 time at the most. I of course was very happy to see him in the chair, because if it was not him, it would have been me getting a full body wax. And just to let you know, I am kinda hairy Ladies!!
2006
Rich and Larry are known for their "Pranks" on listeners, and on this day I was one of the unfortunate victims. After having what can only be described as a performance worthy of Carnegie Hall or Madison Square Garden in last nights Song Parody Contest I was ready to be crowned as the new champion for 2006. But when the voting was done I some how had come out in second place behind Ray Irby. I was stunned to say the least, but I held my composure and didn't whine or bitch or moan, I was ready to accept my fate. Then they let the cat out of the bag, it was all a big joke on Wes. Ha Ha Ha. I never did know if Ray was in on the joke or not. It didn't really matter, Ray would make his presence known in the 2007 SPC
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