SURE, DAN MARINO IS CUTE, BUT DOES HE HAVE HIS OWN SONG??
2003
This year KB & Ernest were to busy to compete and be in the running for the tickets in the 6th annual Song Parody Contest. But being the true proffesionals they are, the show had to go on, even if it was a few days late. They were in the studio to perform a parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It". Speaking for myself, and I'm sure many other contestants, I'm glad they were not in the real competition, because it was another fine song from the "Dynamic Duo".
2005
One of the saddest days ever on The Sports Line!! Lillian announces her engagement to Jericho. No further comment is needed.
2006
Everyone knows and is in complete agreement Dan Marino was then, is now, and will forever, be thought of as the most beautiful man to ever play quarterback in the NFL. His Isotoner ads (My, those are some big hand's you have there Dan!!), his staring roles in movies (Ace Ventura) and of course those weight loss comercials have elevated him to international mega super sex symbol. But in spite of all of his charm and stunning good looks, Dan Marino never had a song written for or about him......like Tom Brady. Rich unveiled The Tom Brady Song today, a parody of the Kenny Rogers super smash hit "Lady". We have known for a while Tom Brady could "stick it in hard or stick it in soft" because Phil Simms told us so, but we never really knew how the gay community felt about Tom Brady untill this song came out. Just ask yourself, would you rather be Tom Bradys "tight end" or "wide Receiver"? And would you ever ask him to "hit you in the slot"?
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