OUR BABY BOY IS ALL GROWN UP!!
2000
Walt Moody was sitting in for Rich today because Rich was away on his honeymoon. He had been married for 2 full days and we were all sure that it had happened by now. I know it seems like it might be a little early for Rich, plus we were all surprised he actually found a woman to marry him, let alone someone as lovely as his new bride Trish. It was hard to believe Rich could have messed this up. Larry said the only thing Rich could have done wrong was run out of his Hypno-Drugs or leave his Voodoo spell book at home....but Rich was no longer a virgin!! I know, I know, I couldn't believe it myself at first, but they have had a couple of children, and they do kind of look like Rich so....Way to go big guy.
2003
Always ready to try new things and find new adventures Rich told us of the time he decided it would be a good idea to put a shocking dog collar around his neck and see how close he could get to the underground fence before it lit him up, It was not as close as he thought. We have never been able to get him to admit that he did this for some sort of sick perverted fetish, but this is a family show.
2006
Just last year after attending Lillian's wedding over on the coast, Larry needed to take a day off. You see, Larry has a shopping problem, with some it's alcohol, with some it's drugs, with some it's gambling, (Oh yea, he's got the gambling one too) but with Larry it's a 25% off white sale at J.C.Penny. Or God forbid you get him anywhere near an Outlet Mall. His addiction is so bad he will actually volunteer to do other peoples Christmas shopping for them. We have witnessed Larry slow decline into femininity over the years, and in just a couple of days we will see the final straw.
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