PAY ATTENTION!! THERE WILL BE A TEST!!
1999
Lillian was not only "Luscious", she was also very smart, she was a public school teacher but she was also very intelligent, today she worked up an exam of current events in sports and some trivia about what Rich and Larry were doing during their remote at Big Lick's. The big problem was the people there taking the test, most of us barely finished high school and don't really test very well, so after figuring in the grading curve, a score of 55% won the contest.
2002
Darnell is know for leaving gifts outside the radio station for Rich and Larry. Pork Rinds, Moon Pies and sometimes even a half empty 40. They sometimes even got them before they were stolen by the local connoisseurs of a fine Malt Liquor. But today Darnell promised he would be singing a song in the 2002 Song parody Contest. But Darnell is a man of mystery, a ghost if you will; he is so stealthy in fact he has never been seen at the bus stop when he should have been there to catch his ride. But we do have a Christmas poem form him in the near future to look forward to.
2006
Just a couple of day's ago we heard about Larry's extended stay on the coast after Lillian's wedding to shop for a few days. That was just another example in a very long line of events that show Larry on a slow but steady decline into womanhood. Today he was actually giddy waiting for the show to end so he could get home in time to watch "Dancing with the Stars". But what is the worst part of this story? Larry blames his interest in watching grown men dance on his small daughter. It never seem's to be his fault, he can always find someone else to be his fall guy so he doesn't look bad, but isn't that what most women do anyway?? Think about it.
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